So, I succumbed.

I finally had my hair cut.

Nothing drastic, you understand, just a tidy up. Been growing it for six months, after all. Listened dutifully to everything the hairdresser told me about layering, split ends, condition and conditioners.

Then paid an exorbitant fee.

Result?

This morning I washed my hair and, one hour later, I find myself with a pagoda on my head.

Où est la justice?

Didn't even use the hair dryer