Last night I had a dream in which I was arguing strenuously with Mariah Carey over who had put three deep slashes in a large, rectangular piece of foam rubber.
Well, it certainly wasn't me, so that only leaves one person, doesn't it?
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She_Devil_In_High_Heels
- 2005-08-18 @ 19:04:47
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enfrance
- 2005-08-19 @ 13:56:53
Hugo,
Are you sure it was a dream, I say that because I caught her in my vegetable garden only the other day stealing courgettes, something which she has been denying ever since.
I think she's going off the rails.
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tadpoles
- http://luminograph.wordpress.com/
- 2005-08-20 @ 07:03:57
Careful who you tell - that sort of slur could ruin a woman's career...
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enfrance
- 2005-08-20 @ 08:28:07
STOP PRESS
Police early this morning pulled over a woman driving at speeds exceeding 180kmh on the A20 between Toulouse and Limoges.
Upon further investigation the vehicle contained nearly 200 kilos of stolen courgettes. The cars driver a Madeline Carpentier a part time Mariah Carey lookalike was on her way to the fifth International courgette show in Limoges.
The arrest comes after a spate of vegetable thefts in the south of France, the police have been praised for their swift dealing of the incident.
She certainly had me fooled
enfrance
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tadpoles
- http://luminograph.wordpress.com/
- 2005-08-20 @ 12:52:54
You're bonkers, you are.
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rithompson
- http://www.flickr.com/photos/rithompson/
- 2005-08-20 @ 13:46:27
I think Mariah Carey's "music" is more likely to ruin her career!
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Theres a hero if you look inside your heart you dont have to be afraid of what you are.
Theres an answer if you reach into your soul
and the sorrow that you know will melt away.
SheDevil
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